TORRINGTON, WY—Local export licenser Andy Rosenwald, 47, announced Monday that he recently came up with a revolutionary new idea for a slam dunk, and that he is willing to share the idea with any professional basketball player who would like to perform it.

“I’m sitting on a gold mine here,” said Rosenwald, who reportedly conceived of the dunk while watching NBA highlights on SportsCenter last week. “I saw guys doing other dunks, and this one just popped into my head. I was like, hey, that’s pretty good.”

Since then, Rosenwald has focused on getting the word out about his dunk idea, admitting that it is “not doing any good just sitting here” in his Torrington home. see more >>